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Beauty & the Beast songs available for download!

By the way, darlings, all of the songs from the Beauty and the Beast review can be downloaded for $5 (for the whole album, not $5 each) here:

http://tony-goldmark.bandcamp.com/

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kylekallgren:

THE EPIC CONCLUSION!

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actuallyclintbarton said: Favorite BHH video you've been involved in (outside of title cards ofc)?

gethenian:

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh this is tough. There are SO MANY I loved being part of. So maybe I’ll list more than one favourite.

Melancholia was amazing to film, because I knew there was stuff Kyle didn’t want me to film because it was so personal, but then we got to do stuff on location, and my sister helped us, and we got thrown out of the Bishop’s Garden at the National Cathedral by a security guard because we went there to film after dark and didn’t have a permit. And then we went into the neighborhoods a few blocks from my house and filmed behind the police station and that was fun because it involved yelling DICKS at the row houses across the street in the middle of the night.

The Slacker review was fun because I hauled my ass up at like 6:00 in the morning and got coffee for us and then had to wake Kyle’s butt up and film immediately right then, because that was how he wanted to do the video — unscripted and phoning it in.

A Serbian Film was fun because we had to go out and get the ingredients to make fake stage blood and spend some time getting it to exactly the right consistency and color, and then I had to perch next to the camera with a roll of paper towels while Kyle did multiple takes of shooting this red syrup up his nose.

The Origins of Escargoancitizen was SUPER fun because we got my sister to make a snail shell hat costume and the whole thing was just so fucking ridiculous, I was sitting there wearing oven mitts feeding him lettuce while he crawled around on the floor with styrofoam ping-pong balls on his fingers and a snail shell turban on his head.

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kylekallgren:

BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR

He did it. He actually fucking did it.

kylekallgren:

BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM AND DESPAIR

He did it. He actually fucking did it.

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kylekallgren:

It is my campaign promise as an online personality that I shall never force you to look at me naked in any video I create.

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bai-xue88:

Back when I was in Italy studying, my roommate back home in America sent me an urgent text: “Brows Held High did The Devils!”

You know it’s true friendship when someone wakes you up in a foreign country to go watch an internet video making fun of your favorite movie.

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actuallyclintbarton:

So I’m watching some Brows Held High because I heard Ven sang in the Beauty and the Beast review and also getting back in touch with him made me want to partake in something he was involved in, even tangentially, and then I got on a kick and Kyle said nice things about 10 Things I Hate About You and Joss’ Much Ado, so I felt like watching more.

out of NOWHERE during the intro for Dead Man, SUDDENLY A VEN!  Saying “Kyle!  Wear a hat!”, plonking a 10 gal on his head, and disappearing.

I can’t stop giggling WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY????

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lifeywifey:

Kyle Kallgren is just the cat’s meow.

It’s funny because I call him Cat.

—Ven

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aerialsquid:

I forgot how much of a joy it is to hear Kyle Kalgreen sing. I’ve been listening to the first part of the Beauty and the Beast review all day, at least a good four or five days.

Don’t judge.

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hellsyeschezapocalypse:

Part 2 everyone! ;)